Your Mama Jokes
Your Mama so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.
Your Mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungee jumping.
Your Mama so fat when they ran out of mayonnaise they killed her and had a lifetime supply.
Your Mama so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC.
Your Mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door.
Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.
Your Mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunately, she was there to clog it up.
Your Mama so fat she thought the Earth was a gum ball.
Your Mama is so fat every time she tries to sing she sings like this, blah hamburger blah.
Your mama is so fat people think she causes earthquakes.
Your Mama so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets.
Your Mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way.
Your Mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up.
Your Mama so fat that the help is not possible.
Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.
Your Mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane Katrina.
Your Mama so fat it took 40 days and 40 nights for Jesus to get across her.
Your Mama's so fat that when she got out of the shower you would need an ark to get out the front door.
Your Mama is so fat she is the reason to why Krispy Kreme is still around till this day.
Your Mama Is So Fat, when she sat on an iPod video she created the nano.
Your Mama so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.
Your Mama is so fat the house lives in her.
Your Mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn't get in or out.
Yo momma so fat that if a fly wanted to circle around her, it would die halfway there.
Yo mama so fat, her farts cause global warming.
Your mama is so fat the Russians use her as a nuke.
Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and the bridge sagged.
Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3.
Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction.
Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand.
God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim.
Yo mamma so fat that when i was on top of her i rolled over twice and i was still on her.
Yo mama so fat, we still haven't found all of her yet.
Yo mama so fat, she wore a black shirt and someone said, Wow, no stars out tonight.
Yo mama so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama so fat, she comes at you from all directions.
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Your Mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungee jumping.
Your Mama so fat when they ran out of mayonnaise they killed her and had a lifetime supply.
Your Mama so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC.
Your Mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door.
Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.
Your Mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunately, she was there to clog it up.
Your Mama so fat she thought the Earth was a gum ball.
Your Mama is so fat every time she tries to sing she sings like this, blah hamburger blah.
Your mama is so fat people think she causes earthquakes.
Your Mama so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets.
Your Mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way.
Your Mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up.
Your Mama so fat that the help is not possible.
Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.
Your Mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane Katrina.
Your Mama so fat it took 40 days and 40 nights for Jesus to get across her.
Your Mama's so fat that when she got out of the shower you would need an ark to get out the front door.
Your Mama is so fat she is the reason to why Krispy Kreme is still around till this day.
Your Mama Is So Fat, when she sat on an iPod video she created the nano.
Your Mama so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.
Your Mama is so fat the house lives in her.
Your Mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat when she went to In-N-Out she couldn't get in or out.
Yo momma so fat that if a fly wanted to circle around her, it would die halfway there.
Yo mama so fat, her farts cause global warming.
Your mama is so fat the Russians use her as a nuke.
Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and the bridge sagged.
Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3.
Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction.
Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand.
God made Noah build the ark because he knew your mom was going for a swim.
Yo mamma so fat that when i was on top of her i rolled over twice and i was still on her.
Yo mama so fat, we still haven't found all of her yet.
Yo mama so fat, she wore a black shirt and someone said, Wow, no stars out tonight.
Yo mama so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama so fat, she comes at you from all directions.
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