Funny Phrases

This post contains funny phrases that are good for kids and senior citizens and all in between.

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Very Funny Jokes

Redhead Joke A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and his redhead wife goes with him. After the checkup, the doctor calls the wife into his office without her husband. He says to her, "I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, along with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will soon die: Every morning, make him a healthy breakfast. Always be pleasant towards him, and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch make him a nice, nutritious meal. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Make sure you don't burden him with chores. And don't discuss your problems with him, because it'll only make his stress even worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband every night and you must satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will get better and regain his health." After this, the redhead leaves the doctor's office a...
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Clean Short Jokes

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Rude Jokes

Abortion Joke President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. “What is it?” exclaims the President. “It’s the Abortion Bill, Mr. President – what do you want to do about it?” “Just go ahead and pay it.” Politician Joke Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired. “Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed. “How long did it take you?” “Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!” Policeman Joke This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked, “Is someone in your house?” and George ...
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